Transit to the eighth planet
Primary luminary. Predates the chart. Declined to comment.
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Sol
Primary luminary. Predates the chart. Declined to comment.
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Mercury
Smallest body on file. Fastest orbit. Rarely observed.
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Venus
Hottest surface recorded. Atmosphere not recommended.
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Earth
Confirmed inhabited. Findings under continued review.
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Mars
Red. Arid. Extensively surveyed. Still vacant.
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Jupiter
Largest gas giant. One storm, several centuries, ongoing.
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Caturn
The eighth planet. A ginger body of enormous mass, seated within a ring. Catalogued here in full.
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Uranus
Rotates on its side. Orientation remains under review.
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Neptune
Outermost major body. Winds beyond reason. Visited once.
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Pluto
Reclassified in 2006. The archive notes the objection.
Telemetry
A live readout from the PumpSwap pair. The instrument refreshes while this tab is open and holds still when it is not.
Live Chart
Open on DexScreenerObserved transit
A ringed body, formerly believed to be a cat
A short video, recorded in Japan and published by @nekono.kinako.mochi on TikTok, shows a fat ginger cat at rest inside a wooden bowl. The bowl encircles the animal along its equator. The footage travelled widely.
Reviewing it, the internet reached the only reasonable conclusion. A body of that mass, carrying a continuous ring, is not furniture and is not a pet. It is a planet. Consensus followed within days, and a token was launched to mark the finding.
The bowl is the ring. The cat is the planet. The 8th, and the matter is settled.
Field notes from orbit
Observations submitted by the public. Select a plate to enlarge, then copy it and file your own.
The 8th planet is falling toward the sun at all times. Hold the thrusters and see how long you keep it in the band.
Controls: press and hold the pointer, touch the screen, or hold the space bar to thrust outward. Release to fall. Press space to start a run. The game never starts on its own.
The Dossier
Everything on the record. How to reach the planet, and the mass it is made of.
Reaching the planet
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Get a Solana wallet
Install Phantom or Solflare in your browser. Keep the recovery phrase offline and to yourself.
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Fund it with SOL
Send SOL to the wallet from an exchange or a bridge. A small amount covers the swap and the network fee.
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Acquire on pump.fun
Paste the contract, confirm the swap, and take your seat on the 8th planet.
Acquire
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Composition
- Total supply
- 1,000,000,000
- Team
- 0%
- Community
- 100%
- Distribution
- Fair launch
- Chain
- Solana
No presale. No team allocation. The full mass is in circulation.
End of transmission
Take your seat on the 8th planet
A cat sat in a wooden bowl. The internet gave it rings and a place in the solar system. The chart is doing the rest.
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